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TheRupertDamnit

TheRupertDamnit@nostrbama.com

My pronouns are The/Rupert/Damnit. I will ONLY answer to those.

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TheRupertDamnit

7h ago

@Kajoozie Maflingo and I just found this mama asking her babies on a stroll through our house so I relocated her outdoors.



#10yearsagoiwouldhaveneverpickedherup
#nowithinkshesbeautiful #thatsgrowthbitches

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TheRupertDamnit

9h ago

The only pics I got today. Delicious. I'm drunk.

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Kajoozie Maflingo

11h ago

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Kajoozie Maflingo

10h ago

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TheRupertDamnit

19h ago

Yes, yes, Mallers is just a suit in a hoodie, but...how many of you judgemental folks would jump on the opportunity he was given? Don't be hypocrites. Just shake your head and move along, knowing everyone has a price.

#youknowyoudtakethepay #yourholierthanthouisfallingondeafears #stopputtingfolksonpedastalstheyjustfalloff

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Bill Cypher

20h ago

#asknostr what is your favorite dirty hippie fuck the pharma company painkiller and or anti inflammatory? Why that one?

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cloud fodder and 121 others

1d ago

The thing is. I love nostr, and I love opensource. So much that I pretty much worked too hard on it for a prolonged period. But I didn't disappear, and I didn't give up.

The thing is. The only developers left on nostr that can make change are grantees. And I have no problem with the grants, but they're on a different timeline than I am now for the last 7 months.

Prove me wrong, and zap the ever living shit out of this note? It will all go toward keeping relay.tools alive and decentralized. Or we can fade it and scale down, but we're NEVER gonna stahp.

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Kajoozie Maflingo

1d ago

Replying to @Detective Deft Defector

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TheRupertDamnit

1d ago

Lookit the new friend we found in our yard today!

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KentuckyConjurer

1mo ago

Witches & that sort,
You're invited to a social justice hexing discord server.
If adding pictures, please add descriptions. I generally write out the description in the post body.
There is no three fold law, karma, & that sort in this discord so please note, it might not be the place for you & your practice. Everyone is welcome. No trash talk, no criticizing practices, don't claim to be something you aren't.

Read the rules & leave an emoji.
#Witch #Witchcraft #pagan
https://discord.gg/sZtdFh9QBq

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TheRupertDamnit

1d ago

#Wordle 1,406 4/6

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Kajoozie Maflingo

2d ago

"Isn't it great how all these #billionaires are getting into #Bitcoin now?"

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Kajoozie Maflingo

2d ago

Saylor is a spook in a suit and Mallers is a spook in a hoodie

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Connie

2d ago

“WHAT PORN TAUGHT A GENERATION OF WOMEN

It colored our ambitions, our sense of self, our relationships, our bodies, our work, and our art.”

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2025/05/porn-american-pop-culture-feminism/682114/?gift=japFMWZjkbTKySCTKbYQvOEvh_c4yG3hYUqX0-_Q7Ls&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share

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oshi

2d ago

Replying to @D4DISTRICT

Gonna be dropping some more fire combo in a few days!

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Desert Dave and n0>1

2d ago

Thanks to @CarteBlanche @dan_🍞 @dan 🍞 @Troy @TheRupertDamnit @@crypt0cranium 👽🧡🗿 for joining in the fun with us. Along with the others I missed. I'll keep a better list next time.

https://fountain.fm/episode/b34x7UDkCjAbg88pLLAZ

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Dan Wedge

3d ago

These are ₿etter 7-8oz

All told 14 steaks, 2 racks, a cap roast.



Dan Wedge

3d ago

Ok so these are cap off, ~6oz a bit smaller, so the other side is keeping its cap

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Dan Wedge

3d ago

180k sats, or two days of fiat life.
Time to make it count

#primeribbreakdown

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TheRupertDamnit

3d ago

The room is private but it's a live event. Join us!

Desert Dave and n0>1

3d ago

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TheRupertDamnit

3d ago

You can take the librarian out of the library...

#canthelpimanerdatheart #triviaqueenoverhere

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Ava ॐ

3d ago

Gods are pleased where women are worshipped.

यत्र नार्यस्तु पूज्यन्ते रमन्ते तत्र देवताः

yatra nāryastu pūjyantē ramantē tatra dēvatā

— Manusmriti (The Laws of Manu) Chapter 3, Verse 56, an ancient Hindu text

This verse highlights the importance of respecting and honoring women in Hindu tradition. It teaches that divine blessings flow into homes and communities where women are treated with reverence and dignity.

#IKITAO #HinduWisdom

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❒ PictureRoom

3d ago

How to pin and mount a Luna Moth.

Go to 2:30 to see the final result.

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TheRupertDamnit

3d ago

In light of the fact that there is no pope, I'm giving you people my confession...

I hate biscuits. Southern style, buttermilk biscuits make me gag. They're disgusting and should be wiped from the earth.
And don't give me that "well, you just haven't had good ones." I grew up in Louisiana, still live here. I have tried all of the restaurants, grannies, aunties, old pawpaw down the street, made my own, etc. They nasty.

#ifiwantedamouthfullofdrycrumbsiwouldeattheflour #howaretheysodrywhenthereissomuchbutterandbuttermilkinthem #sconescangotohelltoowhileimatit

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Ch!llN0w1

3d ago



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Ben Wehrman

4d ago

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KN6ZZV

4d ago

What a show! Thanks to my #nostrich family for all the support

The Coastal Underground airs every Tuesday from 4-6pm* Pacific time on humboldthotair.org

*Set an alarm or something ⏰️

Tonight I played an original song by @Nëïgsëndöïg Cöcülës. 🎶 🎵

I also played a track suggested by @Reverend Hodl

I even gave a shout out to @Ryan and his pug!

LFG! 🤘

If you missed the show, you can still catch it here:

https://spinitron.com/Humboldt-Hot-Air/pl/20549850/The-Coastal-Underground

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TheRupertDamnit

2w ago

Is it just me or is it really satisfying to see 5 sats=$0.00 when I send a small moral support zap?
#fuckafiatdollar

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TheRupertDamnit

4w ago

All of you men telling us your wives aren't on #thenostr should be ashamed of yourselves.
You should simply make her jealous of how much fun you're having here with all the rest of us #nostriches
I'm looking at you, @Dan Wedge, @corndalorian, @The Pentographer, et al.

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TheRupertDamnit

1mo ago

It's not noon yet!
GOOD MORNING, #THENOSTR

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1mo ago

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1mo ago

The difference between men and women, in my experience:

Wife: go get this thing, it's in this exact spot.
Husband: can't find it. It's not in that spot.
Wife *gets the thing from the exact spot without even looking*
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Husband: go get this thing, I think it's in this spot.
Wife: can't find it. It's not in that spot, or anywhere around it.
Husband: ill find it later.
Wife (days later): oh hey, I found the thing. It was in the spot but I swear I looked there.
Huaband: oh yeah, it was with me the whole time and I forgot to tell you until you thought you found it just now.

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TheRupertDamnit

2mo ago

GM!

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TheRupertDamnit

2mo ago

GM, friends!

This rain is making me feel soggy and I'm a gator. :(

#rainraingoaway #thislittlegatordoesntwanttofloataway

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TheRupertDamnit

2mo ago

#Wordle 1,334 3/6

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TheRupertDamnit

3mo ago

Home remedies to knock this cold out before it becomes a sinus infection...and go!

#wakingupsneezingisdumb #my44thyearisstartingoutwithanachoo #mypoornoseisalreadysore

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3mo ago

Holy shit!

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TheRupertDamnit

3mo ago

I suppose I should tell you wonderful folks good morning. So...GM #thenostr !

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TheRupertDamnit

Nov 29, 2024

Just to be sure, this IS the real @corndalorian

npub1lrnvv

Nov 29, 2024

TFW a fake RFK npub is trending and got zapped by reputable nostr users who still haven’t learned to verify 🤦‍♂️

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TheRupertDamnit

Sep 6, 2024

We've found roaches in computers that we've opened up to work on but today was the first roach.

#marriedtoanITguy #nojudgementherefriend #iwassmokingoutbackwhenyoubroughtitin

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TheRupertDamnit

Sep 5, 2024

GM, #thenostr !

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TheRupertDamnit

Sep 4, 2024

Which #dev is working on a #kid client for #nostr ?

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Sep 2, 2024

Anyone for chicken soup? She volunteered.
#chickenstr #homesteading #thisbirdissodumb

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TheRupertDamnit

Aug 29, 2024

Never enough.

Nosnevets

Aug 29, 2024

Many?

npub1cgcwm

Aug 29, 2024

How many quotenotes are too many?

npub1lrnvv

Aug 29, 2024

How many memes are too many?

npub1lelkh

Aug 29, 2024

How many bitcoins is too many?

npub1zafcm

Aug 29, 2024

How many villages are too many?

npub10m6lr

Aug 29, 2024

How many relays is too many?

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TheRupertDamnit

Aug 29, 2024

I always get excited when it's time to teach the 9s times tables because I get to teach all of my fancy tricks.

#homeschooling #mathishard #butwewillsurvive #probably

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TheRupertDamnit

Aug 29, 2024

I accept this win. It wasn't an honor to have gone against such an unworthy opponent.

Nosnevets

Aug 29, 2024

Based.
If like to hereby announce I'm dropping acid out of the race and endorsing the race winner. The teacher it whatever you call it

TheRupertDamnit

Aug 29, 2024

Replying to @Nosnevets

Only against movie makers that only wear black and white clothes to represent their heritage externally.

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TheRupertDamnit

Aug 17, 2024

Which one of you degenerates posted the lyrics to "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" the other day?

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TheRupertDamnit

Aug 12, 2024

Teeeeeeeny blocks...sore fingers...cute results!

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Aug 6, 2024

Same.

Kajoozie Maflingo

Aug 6, 2024

Unless I've heard your voice on Nests, CornyChat, or HiveTalk, I just assume you're a bot/fed

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TheRupertDamnit

Jul 30, 2024

It's so disheartening to daily see folks I thought were intelligent arguing over which puppet they want to pick to pretend to run our country.
#uselections #theusisfucked #idontwannabehereanymore

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TheRupertDamnit

Jul 26, 2024

Oh hey, I forgot I was the president. Um, be nicer to each other or something.

#thenostr #grownostr

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TheRupertDamnit

May 18, 2024

I was just trying to make a #LisaFrank themed #coloring page.

Why does #AI do this to me?

#heresyourunicorngirlswingers #egad

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TheRupertDamnit

Mar 13, 2024

I'm enjoying my #vacation but I miss my #cornychat friends. 😞

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TheRupertDamnit

Nov 21, 2023

You can all blame @Vic :Cacodemon: :doomguy: for this if you don't enjoy it.

#internethistory

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TheRupertDamnit

Nov 3, 2023

Clipped a bunch of #heirloom #roses before our first fall freeze this past week. I wish y'all could smell 'em!

#flowerstr #gardenstr #grownostr


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