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Jeroen ✅

jeroen@nostrplebs.com

Elite nostr douchebag

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Jeroen ✅

20h ago

Another fun fact: giraffes' laryngeal nerve stretches from their brain all the way down their neck to loop around some legacy bone in their shoulder and all the way back up their necks to the voicebox. This fact has been used as an argument against intellegent design.

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22h ago

5 fun facts about giraffes🦒:

1. Tallest Land Animals: Giraffes are the tallest land animals on Earth—adult males can reach up to 18 feet (5.5 meters) tall!
2. Super Long Tongues: Their tongues can be up to 18–20 inches (45–50 cm) long and are prehensile, meaning they can grasp and wrap around leaves. Their tongues are also dark-colored to protect against sunburn.
3. Sleep Less Than You Think: Giraffes only need about 4 to 5 hours of sleep per day—often taken in short naps standing up!
4. Unique Spots: Every giraffe has a unique pattern of spots, kind of like human fingerprints.
5. High-Pressure Hearts: Their hearts can weigh up to 25 pounds (11 kg) and are super powerful to pump blood all the way up their long necks to their brains.

#africa #wildlife #travel #travelfacts #funfacts #traveltelly

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Jeroen ✅

1d ago

@calvadev⚡️ @zoé @Babeswhobitcoin @MAKE SONGS LONGER @RT @Erik
Hi plebs! To coordinate everyone for the nostr booth in Vegas next month I've send you a DM. Please find me in your DM's or send your TG so we can get everyone in a groupchat. Thanks!

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npub18ehqw

1d ago

Yo, Bitcoiners, let’s help secure Maya:
https://geyser.fund/project/maya2025?hero=ralphie1


Here’s what she will do in Suriname, if elected as president:

Eliminating the Central Bank and adopting Bitcoin as the national currency

Introducing free currency competition to strengthen the financial system

Establishing time chain-based capital markets and issuing Bitcoin bonds to drive economic growth

Significantly reducing taxes and privatizing public services for greater efficiency

Privatizing healthcare, education, and infrastructure to enhance service quality through competition

Privatizing telecommunications, utilities, and transport to improve efficiency and profitability

Gradually phasing out social programs, focusing on job creation and self-reliance

Promoting Bitcoin mining through renewable energy to diversify the economy

Creating a sovereign wealth fund to manage oil and gold royalties transparently

Deregulating industries to cut bureaucracy and allow businesses to thrive

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2d ago



Jeroen ✅

2d ago

If you ever wanted to ring a doorbell for fish 🐟 swim through a sluisgate you can:
https://visdeurbel.nl/en/

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Jeroen ✅

2d ago

If you ever wanted to ring a doorbell for fish 🐟 swim through a sluisgate you can:
https://visdeurbel.nl/en/

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Jeroen ✅

2d ago

Hired a sales guy and marketing guy today for 8hr/w to hopefully generate leads for the business.

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3d ago

🚄🌞

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Jeroen ✅

4d ago

Omw to 🥩 dinner with a nostr fren

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5d ago

"You" tab is good for smiles. @Jeroen ✅

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npub13sajv

1w ago

Replying to @tanel

Japanese proverb
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1w ago

Replying to @tanel

Japanese proverb
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npub1d04eh

6d ago

🐙⛅️😉 🤙🌎🌍🌏✨

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Jeroen ✅

1w ago

Depression = the sense of inability to deal with the future

A good measure is to lower expectations of the future, and increase conference in your abilities. This decreases the gap to bridge between the two.

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Jeroen ✅

1w ago

Last days I've felt so depressed I haven't in years. I know it's just a thought pattern, butI failed at work and failed the relationscmhip.

Man do I miss the feeling of last summer, when everything seemed to be aligned and I felt completely at peace. How to get back...

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Jeroen ✅

1w ago

Please someone make the notifications stop 😭🙈

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1w ago

Is there a client that won’t show me hell thread notifications if the conversation is muted?

I love yall but…

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Jeroen ✅

1w ago

🎶💭😞

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2w ago

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

🦑

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

#nostrasia2025 october, Japan. 📝

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Ordered belgium Triple Karmeliet for Japanese nostrich friend!

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2w ago

じゅりよんの地元で2人で飲んでる!
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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

This was in Amaterdam. Miffy is dutch 😃

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npub1jqs0u

2w ago

GM Proof of klomp

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npub1qvwdl

2w ago

The future is decentralized.
“Not your keys not your coins”
“Not your hash not your cash”
“Not your node you share your code”
Seeing a block being hit with a full sovereign setup is the next step in decentralization. We knew it was going to happen at some point. Today is the day. It was around block 888.888, we took back sovereignty, just before it was too late. It’s now time to scale sovereign compute, we all know there is going to major dispute. To avoid escalations we can secure freedom now for our future generations.
We have been trying to make it very clear for more than a year. If we don’t win on truly owned sovereign hash, bitcoin will not be a free to use digital cash.

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

👀 @awayuki

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Took the Japanese nostriches to see the Amsterdam red light district 🤣

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2w ago

じゅりよんとは何度もハグしあった仲🫂

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npub1l60d6

2w ago

じゅりよんとはオランダでもハグした仲

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2w ago



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npub16lrdq

2w ago

I'm a simple man. I just post on Nostr when I find a beautiful woman😎 #nl #dutch
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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

In the Rijksmuseum and lost 1 Japanese nostrich already.

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2w ago

Wie zin om morgen of zondag uit eten te gaan met de Japanse nostr gebruikers? 😁

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Smoking the nostriches part 2

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2w ago

No 🥢

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npub1zuuaj

2w ago

GM Nostr!

I had a friend visiting last week and he mentioned that he was hoping to retire early in 10 years or so. We've known each other a long time, so he easily noticed my poorly covered sense of dread and laughed at me.

I mean, I get it. But it's not me. The best problem in the world is to have too much exciting and important feeling work to do and never enough time to do it all.

I'm eternally grateful to have somehow found myself in this position.

I'll never retire. 💜

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

In the shishabar now 💨

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Wie zin om morgen of zondag uit eten te gaan met de Japanse nostr gebruikers? 😁

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npub1l60d6

2w ago

じゅりよんと

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Japanese nostriches are visiting Netherlands. I made sure to feed them well 😌

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2w ago

僕と、じゅりよんと、koheiさん
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2w ago

アムステルダムきたあああああああ待ってろじゅりよおおおおんんん

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npub1xy54p

2w ago

Introducing @POWR - Proof Of Workout over Relays! 💪

A local-first, open-source fitness app for Android and iOS supercharged by #Nostr

What makes POWR special:
- 📱 Local-first architecture: Log your fitness events offline with option to share your workout records on Nostr
- 🔧 Create custom exercises and personalized workout templates
- 📦 Download "POWR Packs" - NIP-51 lists containing workouts and their associated exercises to instantly expand your workout library

In the works:
- 🔐 Amber login for Android users
- ⚡️and 🥜
- 🌐 Create and share your custom exercises (kind 33401) and workout templates (kind 33402) with the Nostr community
- ⏱️ Enhanced workout tracking (rest timer, exercise reordering, unit customization)
- 🏆 Custom workout types - support for CrossFit-style formats like AMRAP and EMOM beyond basic strength training

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Movienight 🍿🎥

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Jeroen ✅

2w ago

Anyone have experience with FireFish protocol? Would love to hear your experience

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Jeroen ✅

1mo ago

I fucking hate US customs
last time I'm going to this third world country

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Jeroen ✅

2mo ago

What's the best holiday destination to lay on a beach in the sun for 3 weeks? 🏖️

I need to escape this depressive northern winter 🥶🥲

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Jeroen ✅

2mo ago

Today I broke off the toxic relationship with my partner. I love her and want to be with her, but we can't seem to figure out how to stop fighting.

We made the most amazing memories together. I learned so much about myself and my shortcomings. I really hope she will find a more suitable partner.

Now starts the journey back to myself, back to loving friends and family, and loving life ❤️

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Jeroen ✅

Nov 19, 2024

GM & PV my bitfuck frens 🤙
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#coffeechain

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Jeroen ✅

Nov 4, 2024

Nostr is doomed. GN.

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Jeroen ✅

Oct 28, 2024

I advice all my friends to learn to let go of what you can not control. Become stoic. 🧘

I expect the world portrayed by media, the one outside of your physical presence, will become so much more absurd and chaotic it will blow out your mind, blow out your decision tree, and make life unlivable.

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Jeroen ✅

Oct 28, 2024

Step up and become the designer of your life. You and only you are in control of your thoughts and actions.
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Jeroen ✅

Oct 10, 2024

Bro there's some really weird people at this train station at night 😅

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Oct 10, 2024

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Jeroen ✅

Oct 9, 2024

"We're gonna get shitfaced at the whaleparty and go to the club." — Nostrich at dinner

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Jeroen ✅

Oct 4, 2024

#quotes from #books

"Occasionally being offended is the price that one pays for living in a truly free society. Your feelings might get hurt. Grow a pair and move on."
– Gad Saad, The parasitic mind

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 30, 2024

Them roofs 😍
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Jeroen ✅

Sep 28, 2024

Can't believe they left me 🤣

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 28, 2024

Kinda tripping out listening to the Japanese and having no clue what they're talking about. Language, semantics, meaning 🤯 far out maannn

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 28, 2024

They're teaching me how to dtink beer

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 26, 2024

I'm the CEO now bitch. Slide into my DMs with your complaints 😆

npub18ams6

Sep 25, 2024

Please congratulate our new CEO @Jeroen ✅!
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Jeroen ✅

Sep 10, 2024

Today was a good day

GN nostr 😴💭🌌✨

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 10, 2024

GM nostr 🌅☕
What's everyone up to today?
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#coffeechain

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 8, 2024

Enjoying the morning sun
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Sep 7, 2024

One of my go-to dishes: beef rare with fried onion and garlic. Don't eat before date 🧅
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Sep 5, 2024

Ready to dine at this nostr meetup
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Sep 5, 2024

This is how to nostr:

npub1l77tw

Sep 5, 2024

GM. On a Nostr mission today. First stop in The Hague to brainstorm about getting public data that isn't stored as public yet on Nostr. Second stop in Rotterdam to meet @Constant about Nostr development. Third stop is an orange pilling Whisky distelery. Last stop will be in Arnhem, visiting @Patrick van der Meijde Bitcoin Meetup. Wish me luck 😅 #grownostr #nostr #opendata #datastr #devstr
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Jeroen ✅

Sep 4, 2024

So I just left a pan of hot chocolate on the stove while on the toilet. Completely forgotten about it I hear the stove alarm go off. I run to my kitchen and the hot chocolate had boiled over, covered the stove, spilled over and dripped inbetween the dishwasher and cupboard, and under both and my flooring. I take off the pan and wipe everything while in the heat in the moment I leave the cloth on the stove which instantly catches fire.
I'm glad I can still laugh at my own stupidity 😂

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 4, 2024

"This just works"
I never thought using anything on nostr 🤣

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 3, 2024

GM & PV nostr 🌅 Slow start for me so got the turtle mug out ☕🐢 Going to gym > class > work. What's everyone up to today?
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Sep 2, 2024

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 2, 2024

✅ Cold shower
✅ First day of classes
✅ Gym
✅ 🍳 & 🍖
⬜ Work

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Jeroen ✅

Sep 2, 2024

GM bitchezzz 🔥 Let's make today great!
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Jeroen ✅

Sep 1, 2024

We aim to do a #frogtalk tomorrow at 14:00 EST 🐸 will prob get rugged but be there anyway

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Sep 1, 2024

Replying to @Jeroen ✅

that’s 2pm est my time I think, yeah that works!!

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Jeroen ✅

Aug 31, 2024

GN & PV nostr frens 🌃😴💭🌌✨
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Aug 31, 2024

On my evening walk 🚶🏼📸
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#photography

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Jeroen ✅

Aug 31, 2024

GM & PV nostr frens 🌅
Was so excited this morning I got straight to work and forgot to post 😄
The sun is shining today and meeting my BFF later. What's everyone doing today?
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Aug 30, 2024

GM nostr 🌅
I slept for 12 hours and still 🤧😷
Oh well tons of work to do so coffee ☕ and lfgo!
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Aug 29, 2024

💩📝

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Aug 29, 2024

GM nostr 🌅
Slept 10 hours and woke with a snotty cold. Oh well... Took the usual cold shower🚿 and morning walk🚶🏼so on to work now 🧑🏼‍💻
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Jeroen ✅

Aug 28, 2024

Today was a good day
GN nostr 😴💭🌌

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Aug 27, 2024

The more you consume other people's lives online, the more you literally live other's lives.

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Aug 27, 2024

Found this at #nostriga
Someone must have lost it...
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@UNCLE ROCKSTAR

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Jeroen ✅

Aug 27, 2024

A hilariously terrible #foodstr pic from Riga 😂 @SoupBox
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Aug 27, 2024

Today I'm coworking with nostr dev @Sebastix at his humble home office. 🧑‍💻
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Aug 24, 2024

Eating peaches with Derek
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Aug 23, 2024

Kinda disappointed by how early nostriches go to bed :/

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Aug 23, 2024

Ok it's lit now. A ladies bachelor's party arrived. 🔥

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Aug 23, 2024

Join us for the afterparty's afterparty at Valhalla in old town.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/77mG9DMDvZTToRuPA
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Aug 22, 2024

Having dinner with my frens again
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Aug 22, 2024

Yesterday we went to the gunrange here in Riga. It was my first time ever shooting.


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Aug 21, 2024

"It's all about the angle." — nostr elites

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Aug 21, 2024

There's no women at this party

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Aug 21, 2024

Having dinner with Jim Cramer
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#nostriga

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Jul 28, 2024

My grandma's flowers #blooming 🌺 2/2

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Jul 15, 2024

On Nostr you can do whatever you want.

Including not caring about people telling you what you can or can not do. 🤓

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Jun 13, 2024

Day 1 of the NOSTR booth was a great succes. It was one of the busiest is the expo hall. Many people came interested. We purplepilled them hard. Today was only industry day, tomorrow is the first regular attendence day. Purplepilling is expected to moon. 💜 💊 🚀 Thanks to everyone for making this happen. 🫂

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Jun 13, 2024

The NOSTR is #Blooming 🌸 at #btcprague
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May 9, 2024

Great succes 😀
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May 9, 2024

I'm attempting a real cookening tonight.
Bear with me 😂 #foodstr
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Apr 25, 2024

Ok nothing works today so taking a coffeebreak to reset. What's everyone up to today?
#coffeechain
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Mar 26, 2024

@Eshara Book #6 is on the shelve.
Started #7 Zero to One by Peter Thiel.
This is an easy read so might catch up with you!
#books
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Mar 19, 2024

Yesss
#Wordle 1.004 4/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
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Mar 10, 2024

GM frens! It’s Sunday again 😌
I’ll be sipping #coffeechain and reading all day. What are you up to?
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Mar 8, 2024

GM & PV frens 🫂
Last workday of the week, let’s end it with a banger 🔥
#coffeechain
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Mar 4, 2024

#nostr influencer @Derek Ross at work
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