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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

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Bitvora.com NWC is fast af just sayin

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1h ago

I wake up

I need to do javascript stuff

I cry

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Sus
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It's dog shedding season get your vacuums out

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Me checking if my Amazon order is delivered on the app instead of turning around and looking outside
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3h ago

Every American product now puts this branding on their packages because Canadians are stupid and they just buy anything that says Canada now
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3h ago

Suburban moms will be like "sorry about the mess" when you walk into this
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npub1n3wsq

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7h ago

Kanye West joined Twitch. He didn’t last 10 minutes before getting banned
https://fortune.com/article/kanye-west-banned-from-twitch-7-minutes-after-first-stream/

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Good times
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Epstein and Prince Andrew accuser dies of suicide – family
https://www.rt.com/news/616342-virginia-giuffre-epstein-suicide/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=RSS

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GM, always love a good joke in the morning

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1d ago

How long until shitcoiners say we should trade Bitcoin ETFs on "the blockchain"

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Replying to @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

GM PV Fren
#bitcoin changes people

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npub1r3kty

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🐻 Short Rekt: 130.56 BTC on Binance @ $96263.09 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

This degen just lost $12,568,109.03.

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1d ago

Lift by day, vibe code by night
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1d ago

Replying to @npub1tvka9

Search newsbot
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1d ago

You can just scratch a dog's butt
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1d ago

Logging into your nostr app
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1d ago

GM
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If Bitcoin is only used as a treasury asset, I will consider it an abject failure.

I still believe it can become the de facto currency of the internet, and then of the world, but success is not guaranteed.

We need to put the work in.

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2d ago

Replying to @utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

The days are long, the years are short.

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2d ago

This man is Proof that you don't need education

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2d ago

Any recent shows or movies worth adding to the library? 🦜🏴‍☠️

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npub1r3kty

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🐻 Short Rekt: 32.25 BTC on Binance @ $94053.61 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

This degen just lost $3,033,040.82.

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Replying to @npub1wf0w8

This is how the new censorship industrial complex has taken over X. The future of social media is NOSTR
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Nostr Wallet Connect is eating the world!!!!


s/o to the team at @Alby team for pushing boundaries on what's possible

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2d ago


A new NWC wallet service has joined the frey
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2d ago

@Alby @Nostr Wallet Connect

Hello buddies, I got albyhub connected to bitvora with nwc, everything works except listing transactions, can anyone help me troubleshoot please? I need some debug logs why albyhub doesn't like the txns list I return

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2d ago

TIL it's been 20 years since I graduated high school 💀
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Privacy setup should be relative to your perceived threat model

It's probably ok to leak that you bought toilet paper from Amazon

But maybe you don't want anyone to know you bought a 3D printer for example

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2d ago

If carbs were bad why would a mother's milk be mostly carbs?

Either mother nature is stupid or your diet is

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2d ago

It might be a better idea for relay operators not to make themselves known the more I think about it

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2d ago

GM,

At what point do we admit the halving is a meme, the last 3 bull runs were just a coincidence (sample size of 3 doesn't say much) and we all hfsp?

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@SatsMcd 's disappearance lines up perfectly with when the Trump admin began gutting USAID funding... 🤔🧐

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npub18z50x

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3d ago

Bus energy is the best energy ✨

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npub1c8nlc

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3d ago

😂💀

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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

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3d ago

Remember when all those Instagram girls came to nostr but nobody simped so they all left?

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3d ago

Proof of squat
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3d ago

When bitcoiners convince you to leave the city and homestead but your only skill is vibe coding and being retarded
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3d ago

When Bitcoin is up but eth is up more
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npub1gehj8

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Without the State, who would send armed thugs to threaten to harm you for taking care of your lawn ?


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3d ago

Canada just printed money and gave it to me

Guess what I'm gonna do with it, I'll wait
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2w ago

When you lose 30% of your purchasing power but know it's just temporary

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😂😂😂😂

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3d ago

It's very hard to plan in business when on one hand you have a central banker destroying money at random and on the other you have orange retard tweeting tarrifs rates at random that change daily

I think it's safe to say that capitalism is pretty much dead

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3d ago

How the EU collects tarrifs

npub1n3wsl

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EU slaps Meta, Apple with nearly $800m fines
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/4/23/eu-slaps-meta-and-apple-with-a-combined-700-million-euros-fine?traffic_source=rss

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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

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3d ago

Good morning rich people

Thanks for ruining the planet with your mining and funding criminals!

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A Handsfree Telephone Headset Advertisement, 1993 📞

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4d ago

Humans found a bunch of rocks and made wifi out of it, kinda incredible

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4d ago

Whenever I think about a new car, I obviously mean 3-4 years old, buying BRAND NEW is not even a thought

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4d ago

GM

Caption this video

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1w ago

I've always wanted to meet someone who owns a PT cruiser

Who are these strange people
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1w ago

Checked car prices and my 9 year old car went up in value since I bought it in 2022

Inflation is no joke

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1w ago

Good morning

Yes you can't be censored on nostr broadly

But you can censor people who are annoying you directly with the block button

It's a beautiful feature, try it out sometime

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1w ago

I'm at that age where I yell at cars driving too fast on neighborhood streets

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Proof of deadlift day
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1w ago

*Jesus returns to earth*

Jesus: so what did y'all name the day I was tortured and murdered?

Earth: Good Friday

Jesus: what the fuck??

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GM at 1pm

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Gm
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Doesn't matter if you like fox news or MSNBC

Either way you're retarded for watching

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Be a man of your word.
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2w ago

At what point to we admit that halving hype cycles aren't a thing anymore

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Tarrifs are off so good time to DCA into xrp and cardano
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A lot of the increase in hashrate is just the improvement to Asic efficiency, which doesn't mean it's more secure.

I think power consumption is a much better way to measure security than hash rate imo

You can always make a better Asic but the power itself is capped by the universe

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When you lose 30% of your purchasing power but know it's just temporary

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2w ago

Gm but don't say it back otherwise you're banned from nostr

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We need freedom tech people to speak here

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Imagine living in Canada
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Gm!

How's everyone enjoying their liberation?

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WAKE UP NEEOOO YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS YOU'RE BEING LIED TO AND CONTROLLED JOIN US AND LOOK AT BITCOIN POSTS ALL DAY NEEOOO
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Seems like most people do in fact like central planning, as long as their guy is doing the planning

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Gm,

Nostr sucks because it's mostly all chronological follow feeds without good algorithms. Good content is extremely hard to discover and will be missed most of the time.

There's a reason why every single social media service uses them - because that's what billions of users want

Only a community of bitcoiners can be so stubborn to look at our user retention rates and see their feeds go stale constantly and still believe that private keys will bail us out of inferior UX

Tell your client devs you want algorithms, they exist, they're just not implemented

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I'm noticing people are developing AI brain

It's similar to tiktok brain

Where basically you are useless without AI while also being too incompetent to know when AI is giving you bad info

And so you go through life not using your own brain while being overconfident in bad info from an LLM

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1mo ago

About to check LinkedIn for first time in a month

I must shill bitcoin payments to the suits, I have no choice

Wish me luck
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Suppose a zap wallet provider gives you the option for all zaps to be private (they don't publish receipt events) - would you feel cheated as the zapper that nobody can see that you zapped someone?

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1mo ago

Vibe coding is making software worse
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1mo ago

This is how we win
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1mo ago

Not sure why I had the impression zero hedge was a libertarian publication, turns out it's also Keynesian/statist propaganda

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1mo ago

How Tariffs Will Lower The Cost Of Living
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/how-tariffs-will-lower-cost-living

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So while I was recording a podcast my dog stole a loaf of bread and ate the entire thing

What kind of psychopath just dead ass eats a whole load of bread like that

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1mo ago

The sats will flow

To me
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Gm

Every morning, @PABLOF7z looks in the mirror and does this

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When a nostrich goes to bestbuy
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It's extremely weird to believe in Bitcoin but not nostr

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When you need to pay someone and they give you a legacy address
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Jordan Peterson is so cringe now I can't watch him for even 5 minutes

And I used to binge watch his psychology lectures

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So much talk of vibe coding but where are all the apps at eh???

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How I imagine people who do their own research into crypto
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For anyone who cares to know

Canada's "new" prime minister is just temporarily filling in since Trudeau resigned

We haven't had our election yet, it's coming soon

But expect a lot of media to sing his praises, as a WEF / central banker

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Someone gives you 1 penny: 😡🖕
Someone gives you 10 sats: 🙏🫂

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Why is YouTube recommending this to me
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Please wipe down the equipment at the gym when you're done
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The reason why it's fair for early holders to "cash out" their Bitcoin at the expense of new holders is because it's always a better trade for the buyer (historically)

This is the complete opposite of a ponzi

The reason why it's fair for early holders to accrue so much reward is because they've allocated capital to perhaps the most important project in human history

This is the complete opposite of a bubble

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GM nerds

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Nostr meetup
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Class of 2017 and 2021 watching people panic at 80k BTC
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Wow, forgot to buy milk now I can't have coffee

This is a dark omen, I'm selling bitcoin

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When she doesn't know you're a wholecoiner

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Have we basically collectively agreed not fix/align on nostr DMs for now? Somehow they seem to be getting worse

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Toronto has just entered what I call "psyop spring"

Beautiful warm sunny day today

But then next day rugged with 2 ft of snow

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Selling my bitcorn because the goberment didn't say good things

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💀💀💀

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Sam Bankman-Fried says Diddy has been ‘kind to me’ in interview with Tucker Carlson
https://fortune.com/crypto/2025/03/06/sam-bankman-fried-diddy-tucker-carlson-ftx/

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Trying to work
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When you setup a department of efficiency then use the savings to buy shitcoins
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GM shitcoiners and grifters

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#Bitcoin mentioned zero times.

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You know who you are 🙏🫂

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What do you think your job would have been if you were born during the Middle ages?

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Sus
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Introducing AlgoRelay v0.2

Putting users back in control

The latest version of AlgoRelay now gives the ability for users to login with nostr and adjust their own algorithms and see the data the algorithm uses to make your feed.

You can try it out yourself at https://algo.utxo.one

Quick demo:

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Open Algorithm dashboard, customize your own weights

Soon

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When an npub happily takes all your zaps and only returns reactions
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Never 51 🇨🇦
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Wish I could stack but sadly my income is a bigger joke than Swan being financed by XRP

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Name 5 things you did to help Bitcoin and/or Nostr last week

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BREAKING: After Bitcoin drops below $85k, Strategy adds Micro back to its name

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I can't handle how stupid people are much longer
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Generally not a fan of the death penalty

But Then I see people who don't pick up their dog poo and I think maybe it does have a place in society

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Hmm, groceries or Bitcoin?

Forced 3 day fast with my last $100 or nah

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Gm

We should change ngu to nbr

Number be retarded

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Firehouse subs puts subway to gigashame

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At times like this I ask myself

Does my landlord really need me to pay rent next month, I bet being late wouldn't be so bad

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In Terminator there was only one skynet

In real life we are building thousands of them lol

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If you hate fiat and crypto but somehow support stablecoins, which is a fusion of both

Please meditate or something

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Soon they will say there is no food inflation because now instead of buying steak you eat dog food, so your average grocery basket price did not increase

Hedonic adjustment
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https://www.bls.gov/cpi/quality-adjustment/

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When you need to ask jeeves something

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So many fake nostr accounts popping up trying to game our generosity to mine zaps

Guard your sats people

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Never 51 gfy 🇨🇦

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The distinctive azure blue color of Moraine Lake in Alberta, Canada, is caused by sunlight refracting off the rock sediment deposited in the lake by surrounding glaciers each summer.

[📹 Carme MacLeod]

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What a noob

Who's gonna run the treasury nodes?

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Elon Musk wants the U.S. Treasury to be on a blockchain. That’s a terrible idea—take it from a big proponent of the technology
https://fortune.com/2025/02/14/elon-musk-us-treasury-blockchain-technology/

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Would it be stupid to store Bitcoin blockhexes as nostr notes or blossom blobs on relays?

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Optimizined sleep seems to have biggest impact on how you feel, moreso than diet and exercise

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It's not bad for Bitcoin that this is happening

But it's bad for normies/nocoiners who are missing their chance to frontrun wall st

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Goldman Sachs gobbles up Bitcoin and Ethereum as crypto ETF holdings soar past $2 billion
https://fortune.com/crypto/2025/02/12/goldman-sachs-buys-up-bitcoin-and-ethereum-etfs-in-2024/

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Team Relay v0.2.0 - Blossom & Performance

You can now offer a blossom server to your team and use faster database engines (lmdb, badger) on Team Relay

Team Relay whitelists pubkeys based on the nostr dot json file on your team's domain

https://github.com/bitvora/team-relay

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I left a carton of eggs out overnight

Did I just lose a fortune or are they still safe?

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Today I'm gonna work on adding blossom support to ALL my relays, not just haven and aegis

WoT Relay
Team Relay
Fren Relay
Team Relay
SW2 Relay

But I won't personally enable it on my live relays, just give the option to relay operators if they so choose

The Blossom support will continue until decentralization improves

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DEI happens naturally in free markets, you don't need some racist central planner, only profit motives

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How to get more women on nostr

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These people are mentally deranged

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Mentally defective. DNA NGMI. 💀 ☠️
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Also, probably owns no #Bitcoin

#nostr #news #politics

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