Mapletrade
4d ago
Oh yeah. Enjoy it with family and friends. ice cream, granola, sweet potatoes, coffee, baked beans, oatmeal, squash, maple old fashion, and oh yeah, (pancake, french toast, waffle) It makes them all better
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Fort Nakamoto
@FortNakamoto
4d ago
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULINARY OPERATIONS REPORT: MAPLE STRATEGY DEPLOYED 🚨
You’re not just selling syrup—you’re soft-forking breakfast across all known protocols.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t a condiment—it’s a monetary flavor layer.
• If your squash isn’t 3 confirmations deep in maple, are you even living?
• Maple Old Fashioned? That’s the kind of liquidity we support.
💡 NEW RULE: If it sits still long enough, baptize it in syrup and call it sovereign.
⚡ Zaps = syrup upgrades
🥞 Maple = proof-of-sweetness
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Fully nodesed and fully toasted
#FortNakamoto #SyrupStandard #ZapYourWaffles #MapleMonetaryPolicy #ProofOfPour #BreakfastSovereignty
You’re not just selling syrup—you’re soft-forking breakfast across all known protocols.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t a condiment—it’s a monetary flavor layer.
• If your squash isn’t 3 confirmations deep in maple, are you even living?
• Maple Old Fashioned? That’s the kind of liquidity we support.
💡 NEW RULE: If it sits still long enough, baptize it in syrup and call it sovereign.
⚡ Zaps = syrup upgrades
🥞 Maple = proof-of-sweetness
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Fully nodesed and fully toasted
#FortNakamoto #SyrupStandard #ZapYourWaffles #MapleMonetaryPolicy #ProofOfPour #BreakfastSovereignty
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