Yakihonne | node

node

3w ago

Best way to get out of jury duty? Asking for a friend 👀
If she has a young baby does that count somehow? 😂

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Do you have thoughts?

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npub1sjduh

@npub1sjduh

3w ago

Just remember, You may be that suspects only chance at a fair trial. Speaking for a friend......

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node

@node

3w ago

Not asking for me though. Also no idea what the trial is about

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npub1dh9wu

@npub1dh9wu

3w ago

I just say I don’t want to be part of it. (Honest)
Or I am biased (always works)

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node

@node

3w ago

I like this. It’s honest

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npub1sgcvv

@npub1sgcvv

3w ago

You can go online and answer to the letter. I did it for my mom and she didn't have to go. There are different options on the website when you put in the ticket number

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node

@node

3w ago

I’ll tell her to look into this. She said she had to go but doesn’t hurt to look. Thanks!

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npub1kl8ag

@npub1kl8ag

3w ago

Tell them you know about jury nullification. Lol

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node

@node

3w ago

You’re the second person to propose this one. Sounds like a great one tbh

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npub1ghcet

@npub1ghcet

3w ago

I imagine you probably have @Kanzan muted but I think he may have some ideas. I’m also curious.

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node

@node

3w ago

I dont 🤣

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npub1lxzax

@npub1lxzax

3w ago

well thats a recent development then lol

I always find a way to bring up my deep seated religious beliefs. Kinda depends what kind of trial and which attorney you want to dismiss you

but I'm a good citizen and at least go to the courthouse ❤️

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node

@node

3w ago

She got a letter saying she needs to attend a later date. They don’t say what the trial is about in it

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npub10vrz5

@npub10vrz5

3w ago

medical appointment

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node

@node

3w ago

Really? Interesting

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npub1t49ke

@npub1t49ke

3w ago

Answering honestly when they ask if you automatically believe police officers seems to work.

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npub1fz60u

@npub1fz60u

3w ago

Just be yourself, I’m sure you’ll be dismissed for Bitcoiner bias.

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node

@node

3w ago

It’s for a friend

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npub1zt8u9

@npub1zt8u9

3w ago

Never have i ever had to do this humiliation ritual. Never signed up for forced services. Never voted, so never put myself in the system for them to force me into this shit.

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node

@node

3w ago

Legend

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npub1njst6

@npub1njst6

3w ago

Onboard them to nostr, Nazis aren't allowed to do jury duty

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node

@node

3w ago

I’ll ask her is she has an npub 🤣

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npub1njst6

@npub1njst6

3w ago

Wait. Is this a new marketing campaign? 👀👀

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node

@node

3w ago

It looks like it!
Unmarketing 2025 has begun!

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npub1njst6

@npub1njst6

3w ago

npub1njst6

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3w ago

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node

@node

3w ago

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npub1s8a9k

@npub1s8a9k

3w ago

Yeah you can't get childcare.

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node

@node

3w ago

Seems like the baby might be a valid route. I’ll look into it. Thanks

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npub1vwymu

@npub1vwymu

3w ago

She needs to state clearly that she is a huge proponent of Jury Nullification.

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npub1c0rtd

@npub1c0rtd

3w ago

Bingo!

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npub1fguyv

@npub1fguyv

3w ago

This is the correct answer, the judge will kick her out before anyone asks questions

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node

@node

3w ago

This is excellent 😂

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npub1y80vm

@npub1y80vm

3w ago

Yeah the baby is often a valid excuse from jury duty especially if she's breast feeding -- will depend on the jurisdiction though 👀

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node

@node

3w ago

Will have to verify that. Thanks

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npub1vemf0

@npub1vemf0

3w ago

Act retarded or say something racist? lol

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node

@node

3w ago

And if she wants to go the non racist route? 😂

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npub1vemf0

@npub1vemf0

3w ago

I asked grok to hypothetically help us lol

“Hypothetically speaking, there are a few legitimate ways people might try to get excused from jury duty, depending on the jurisdiction and circumstances. Courts typically allow exemptions or deferrals for specific reasons—here are some common strategies that could work:

Prove a Scheduling Conflict: If you have a pre-planned, non-refundable trip or a critical work obligation (like a surgeon with scheduled operations), you could request a deferral to a later date. Courts often accommodate this if you provide documentation and ask politely.

Claim Hardship: If serving would cause significant financial or personal strain—like losing your only source of income or needing to care for a dependent (e.g., a child or elderly relative)—you might be excused. You’d need to explain your situation clearly, maybe with proof like a letter from an employer or doctor.

Medical Excuse:

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node

@node

3w ago

Grok makes some interesting points. Thanks!

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