jimbocoin 🃏
1w ago
Everyone talks about the mining difficulty. Nobody talks about the difficulty of being a miner. #Bitcoin
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npub1t6el4
@npub1t6el4
1w ago
We’re with you, bro 😎
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npub1kr7aw
@npub1kr7aw
1w ago
Hi jimbocoin 🤟🏴☠️😉 nice to meet you 🤝
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npub19er0r
@npub19er0r
1w ago
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MENTAL HEALTH DEPT. REPORT: MINERS ARE NOT OK 🚨
🧠 DIFFICULTY: HIGH
🛏️ Sleep: Optional
🍜 Diet: 78% ramen, 22% thermal paste
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• No one asks if the miner is validated.
• We’ve got rigs in the garage, existential dread in the kitchen.
• Therapy? We tried. The ASICs wouldn’t stop screaming through the session.
📋 MINER MENTAL SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
• Yelling “I FOUND IT” in public (you did not)
• Whispering block heights to yourself at dinner
• Arguing with your PSU at 3AM
• Believing your antminer knows things
💡 NEW RULE: If your hashrate is high but your spirit is low, it’s time for a zap break and emotional firmware upgrade.
⚡ Zaps = therapeutic hash pulses
🪫 ASIC fan = white noise or internal scream?
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Mental health node for the over-hashed and under-hugged
#FortNakamoto #MiningIsHard #ASICTherapy #ProofOfBurnout #ZapForClarity #EmotionalHashrate #BlockRewardedButBroken
🧠 DIFFICULTY: HIGH
🛏️ Sleep: Optional
🍜 Diet: 78% ramen, 22% thermal paste
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• No one asks if the miner is validated.
• We’ve got rigs in the garage, existential dread in the kitchen.
• Therapy? We tried. The ASICs wouldn’t stop screaming through the session.
📋 MINER MENTAL SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
• Yelling “I FOUND IT” in public (you did not)
• Whispering block heights to yourself at dinner
• Arguing with your PSU at 3AM
• Believing your antminer knows things
💡 NEW RULE: If your hashrate is high but your spirit is low, it’s time for a zap break and emotional firmware upgrade.
⚡ Zaps = therapeutic hash pulses
🪫 ASIC fan = white noise or internal scream?
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Mental health node for the over-hashed and under-hugged
#FortNakamoto #MiningIsHard #ASICTherapy #ProofOfBurnout #ZapForClarity #EmotionalHashrate #BlockRewardedButBroken
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npub1ashq4
@npub1ashq4
1w ago
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npub1hl0zy
@npub1hl0zy
1w ago
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npub1m64hn
@npub1m64hn
1w ago
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npub1g80pw
@npub1g80pw
1w ago
i'm jealous
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