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Bill Cypher
3w ago
Any man who ever worked on a farm with goats knows to fear them for reasons that are not supernatural at all.
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npub12h6h8
@npub12h6h8
3w ago
They'll eat yer shirt!
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Bill Cypher
@Bill Cypher
3w ago
The smashing your balls part always bothered me more than the eating the shirt right off your back part.
I'll never forget playing tag one day one of the boys decided to sneak under the electric fence to try to get away. The fence got him right in the ass cheeks, so those muscles fired because that is how the body works. Being on his knees both ass cheeks firing at once involuntarily drove him straight forward planting his face perfectly in the center of a pile of goat shit.
The person who was "it" was too busy laughing to chase him so I guess technically it was a complete success of a plan.
I'll never forget playing tag one day one of the boys decided to sneak under the electric fence to try to get away. The fence got him right in the ass cheeks, so those muscles fired because that is how the body works. Being on his knees both ass cheeks firing at once involuntarily drove him straight forward planting his face perfectly in the center of a pile of goat shit.
The person who was "it" was too busy laughing to chase him so I guess technically it was a complete success of a plan.
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npub12h6h8
@npub12h6h8
3w ago
Now that's living!
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