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Tim
2w ago
His parents called the cops after he brought them home.
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npub1fjqqy
@npub1fjqqy
2w ago
yeah, because his parents were pussies
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npub1fjqqy
@npub1fjqqy
2w ago
if my lad brings me that, i'm like, positively identifying it, and then burying it in a box for later
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Tim
@Tim
2w ago
Yes sir. I'd definitely stash them someplace.
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npub1fjqqy
@npub1fjqqy
2w ago
yeah, it's not something you'd keep for general times, this is SHTF tools
this is Red Dawn and Walknig Dead preparation, neither of which are entirely out of the realm of posibility, either, to varying degrees.
this is Red Dawn and Walknig Dead preparation, neither of which are entirely out of the realm of posibility, either, to varying degrees.
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Tim
@Tim
2w ago
Yeah. Red Dawn could just be right around the corner. 🤷♂️ I'd keep them pretty close these days.
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npub1fjqqy
@npub1fjqqy
2w ago
and i'll be damned if i'm marrying a woman who doesn't go with that, because that would make her a traitor to the security of the House
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