Background
This is a transcription from the original Asian "Surfer Rock" Beach Boys clone band ビッグスティック, directly translated as Big Stick Spider (or Octopus) Dick. In this, what appears a very strange branding to culturally-biased westerners, you can spot the first stirrings of what eventually became the Animé porn movement. However, in public they went simply by The Spiders .
This first-of-its-kind Japanese surfer rock band became famous as they ran the circuit in Hiroshima subsequent to the rebuilding after the popular nuclear bombings. This song was their first big hit, circulating endlessly on the radio and Shogun Spicy Tofu™ Sponsored Top 20 (I know it sounds crazy but it's true) for nearly three years.
Little did the population know, the band was actually part of an Allied intelligence effort headed by the C.I.A. who had opened an entertainment production studio, a la Hollywood-style, deep underneath a leveled Buddhist temple complex near Ground Zero. Their goal imo seems to have been to cultivate a loose morale relative to a more "western-flavored" sexual innuendo, while at the same time honoring the time-tested spirit of the Ancient Noble Patriarchy which was still very palpable in the people - it was the one thing that hadn't been bombed out of them - even though they were now Godless due to the emasculation of their Emperor.
I did this translation because I like the tune, especially the two-part harmony in the chorus, but also , really mainly, in an effort to test my Japanese skills which haven't been exercised since way back in the Oxford days. And I just love music and Japanese history.
Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, I present to you:
私のボール、あなたのあご。: My Balls, Your Chin.
Guitar 4/4
[ Intro ]
A D D A D A E E
dooo wop uh dooo wop uh
A D D A D E A D D E A A2
doooby skoobledee dooo hoooo!
A D D A D A E E
dooo wop uh dooo wop uh
A D D A D E A D D E A A2
doooby skoobledee dooo hoooo!
[ Verse 1 ]
D E A A
you think you're better than me
D E A A
and oh baby thats such a sin
D E D E
it's for this reason that from this point forward
D D E E
it's nothin but my balls on your chin.
D E A A
you think you're better than me
D E A A
and oh baby thats such a sin
D E D E
it's for this reason that from this point forward
D D E E
it's nothin but my balls on your chin.
D E A A
just shut up and lick it -
D E A A
the whole worlds heard enough.
D E D E
now got a thousand years of problems to fix
D D E E
so just zip it n suck me awwwh oooofff !!
just shut up and lick it -
D E A A
the whole worlds heard enough.
D E D E
now got a thousand years of problems to fix
D D E E
so just zip it n suck me awwwh oooofff !!
[ Chorus ]
F#m F#m D D
girl we got some issues
F#m F#m D D
you been free for far too long
F#m F#m E E
where are the children and the family?
F#m F#m E E
guess you got time to sing along:
F#m F#m D D
girl we got some issues
F#m F#m D D
you been free for far too long
F#m F#m E E
where are the children and the family?
F#m F#m E E
guess you got time to sing along:
D E A D
Suck those balls (my balls, your chin)
D E A A2
Hum it with me (suffrage was a sin)
Suck those balls (my balls, your chin)
D E A A2
Hum it with me (suffrage was a sin)
[ Verse 2 ]
D E A A
your instincts all been done subverted;
D E A A
cannibals inside of the gates.
D E D E
all god's children in masks perverted
D D E E
tempted the fury of the fates.
D E A A
your instincts all been done subverted;
D E A A
cannibals inside of the gates.
D E D E
all god's children in masks perverted
D D E E
tempted the fury of the fates.
D E A A
So now its time to work
D E A A
for peace and love and kith and kin,
D E D E
for men again to rule the earth;
D D E E
indeed! for my balls on your chin.
So now its time to work
D E A A
for peace and love and kith and kin,
D E D E
for men again to rule the earth;
D D E E
indeed! for my balls on your chin.
[ Outro ]
A D D A D A E E
dooo wop uh dooo wop uh
A D D A D E A D D E A A2
doooby skoobledee dooo hoooo!
A D D A D A E E
dooo wop uh dooo wop uh
A D D A D E A D D E A A2
doooby skoobledee dooo hoooo!
dooo wop uh dooo WOP !!!
© 1963. Shogun Records.
Radiation Sickness
Unfortunately the lingering radiation in the area destroyed all video archives over time, a sad day in Japan when it was discovered decades later. But...
This here is a video I was able to locate of a "girl band" from 2015 which includes daughters from three of the original band's members. The daughters now own all of their fathers' catalog rights and, though the lyrics have been completely re-worked, this song is based on the basic riff from the big hit transcribed above, So you can at least imagine what they were trying to do all the way back in 1963!